It all started 76 years ago in a land far far away, well in New York city, there lived Jacob Sartorius. He tried hard to sing but he just couldn't, he sounded like a dying illama. BUT, on the other side of the world in a land called China lived Pokeyman who was the world's best singer, well in his mind he was. When Jacob heard about this he was devastated. So Jacob set off on an adventure to get Pokeyman’s voice. Jacob wants to be the very best singer no one ever was. So he’s going to get the voice of Pokeyman. On the way there he fell in a hole.
“Oh no,” he cried.
Pokeyman received a phone call on his pokey phone, he picked it up and this is what happened
“Hello Pokeyman I'm coming after your voice and you'll never get it back,” said the unknown voice. Pokeyman wasn't scared because EVERYONE wants his voice but it never happens.
One year later Jacob had made it to China. Now he has to find the pokey cave. Jacob didn't Know where to start it was like he was lost in the ocean. Jacob saw millions of caved in places but not the pokey cave. But what he didn't know is that the pokey cave is in the city where most people won't think a cave would be. Jacob finally gave up on looking in all the caves in the mountains. So he decided to go to the city and stay the night in a hotel and find some food. He found a Chinese hotel to stay the night in that provided free food.
Early next morning at the crack of dawn Jacob set off to find the pokey cave (again). Meanwhile in the Pokey cave Pokeyman received a phone call from a unknown person he picked up the phone and this is what it said, “I'm here in China Pokeyman and I WILL get your voice”.
Suddenly the phone hung there beeping…. Pokemon thought that it could be true so he diced to lock up his voice.
A few moments later Pokeman heard a huge bang. Pokeyman stepped quietly to the locked door. He saw Zubat hitting the wall over and over again because he was sleep flying. But on the other side of the room Pokeyman saw a little Elf fly in trew the window Pokeyman got the fly swat and banged it POOF the little Elf came flying down and laid there. Pokeyman heard a deep voice that sounded like a moose. He walked step by step to where the sound came from AHAH there was a ugly monster standing in front of Pokeyman. It was Jacob. Pokeyman didn't believe it that Jacob really came for his voice. Jacob walked up to Pokeyman and said “Give me your voice or it will get more horrible”. Pokeyman said no i'm good. Jacob was not happy with that so Jacob pulled out his Elf squad and Pokeyman pulled out his Zubat.
Jacob said, “Elf squad go”
Pokeyman said, “Zubat I choose you”,
The elves and Zubats kept on hitting and fighting each other until Jacob had enough so he started singing and Pokeyman fell to the ground he said, “Get me some bleech”.
Pokeyman woke up after being knocked out, everything was blurry. He glimpsed to his side and saw Jacob trying to get into the heavy armed room that held Pokeyman’s voice. Jacob had a pocket knife and scissors that were hacking at the wall. Pokeyman stood up feet by feet and limped over to Jacob and said stop Jacob there's a better end to this, Jacob looked at Pokeyman and sighed then Jacob continued.
Pokeyman said quietly, “Jacob I'll pay for you to get singing lessons then you can be the best singer in the world, better than than than me”.
Jacob stopped and helped Pokeyman up and walked him over to the couch and sat him down. They talked for hours. All of a sudden Pokeyman said, “Let's go and organise you some singing lessons, NOW”.
Will Jacob make it to Number 1 on the top music charts?